You don't need a man, you need a goddamn warrior. — solomalik: me: *hooks up with zayn* zayn the...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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me: *hooks up with zayn*

zayn the next day: “has anyone seen my watch?”

me: *debt free and living on my own private island off the coast of spain*

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